2016 - All my music is going to be FREE

2016 - All My Music Is Going To Be FREE!

I had planned on writing this big old 2015 summation but in the words of Bill O'Reilly, "Fuck it, we'll do it live".
 
You: What? But how are you going to make money off of your music?
Me: Currently the music industry is whatever the equivalent of "can't even" financially. Instead of counting my microscopic fractions of pennies on Spotify, Deezer, and other streaming sites, I've put myself in position to make money off of my music in other ways. I'll be fine.

You: Well what can we do to support you!?!?
Me: Great question! Just tell a friend about me. Shout it from your Twitter handles, Facebook statuses and Instagram posts. Dance to my tunes in your snapchats and vines. Send telegrams to your grandparents. Fax your aunts and uncles. Name your kids after my mus... well, maybe not that last one.

You: But money makes the world go 'round! You need it:
Me: Well if you wanna make it rain, I'll be setting up a donation page soon. Also, I've got MERCH! Buy a T-Shirt, the poly-cotton blend feels so good on your skin. Grab a tote bag and stunt on everybody at the grocery store. Throw your new bottle opener on your key chain and pop bottles!

You: Now that I'm done caring about your well-being, how do I get my hands on your free tunes?
Me: It's simple. The only thing you have to do is sign up for my mailing list. You'll get my current single, War Paint, immediately emailed to you once you confirm your subscription. From there, you'll receive emails periodically on how to get every single one of my original releases this year (I won't be spamming you, I promise). All it will take is a few clicks, and you'll receive the tunes BEFORE everyone else will. Yay exclusivity!

All you gotta do is fill out the form below:
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2016, we're gonna do it live!
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